Sunday 12 April 2015

Tyranny of grammar

Why are adverbs so extremely, mind-numbingly, tediously boring and hideous?
Adverbs are the ones who leave the toilet seat up.
Adverbs are the shoelace you snap when trying to tie them.
Adverbs are wrong and need to be stopped.

Suffice to say I am doing a first edit of a short for submission and I seem to use adverbs as much in prose as I do in real life.

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